This is PDHFH. I know you're thinking what an ugly goofball this guy is. Why you think he's always on Xbox anyway? I've been playing video games with "P" for almost 5 years now. We both got on as Beta testers for Xbox Live service and changed from PC gaming to mostly Xbox now. In case your wondering PDHFH stands for Pretty Damned Hot Fora Homo. He's come up with some cock-a-mamie story about little boys and a football team. Don't believe it, you know the truth.
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This is Iron Gump. I know, I know you're thinking WTF is up? A buncha ugly morons! Well, like I said before, why you think he's on Xbox all the time anyways? Ole Gumpy has a thang for fat chicks. So, any of you heffers out there like skinny Georgia boys, Gump's your man. He's been seen trolling for fat chicks in North Georgia. You know, a coupla hot pizzas on your tailgate driving slow thru the restaraunt district. But seriously, I really like Gump. I kinda feel bad for his lonely brain cell. Gump's OK in my book!
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This is Pink Killah. Yeah Baby, that's what I'm talkin about! She's a cute lil hottie from Pennsylvania. Her other half (as opposed to better half) is USNBM2. Ole Pinky is always welcome on my server. That's right, I'm a dirty old man and I like the ladies! Pinky is a 19 year old who works in a bank. If you had no reason to ever join my server before, you do now. She's a blast to play with and sexy as hell. Ole Navy better watch his P's & Q's or someone might be makin a roadtrip to steal this one away! I won't mention any names just yet.
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